You Are A Net Addict If

  1. You wake up at 3 a.m. to go to the bathroom and stop by to check your e-mail on the way back to bed.
  2. You get a tattoo that reads "This body best viewed with Netscape Navigator 3 or higher."
  3. You name your children Eudora, Mozilla and Pegasus.
  4. You turn off your modem and get this awful empty feeling, like you just pulled the life support on a loved one.
  5. You spend half of the plane trip with your laptop on your lap... and your child in the overhead compartment.
  6. You decide to stay in college for an additional year or two, just for the free Internet access.
  7. You laugh at people with 33.6k modems.
  8. You find yourself typing com after every period when using a word
  9. You start introducing yourself as "JSmith874 at AOL dot com."
  10. All of your friends have an @ in their names.
  11. Five of your BT Friends and Family numbers are modems.
  12. Your cat has its own home page.
  13. You can't call your mother...she doesn't have a modem.
  14. You move into a new house and decide to Netscape before you landscape.

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