Funny-Famous Quotes

"Forgive your enemies but remember their names."
-unknown


"Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. THAT'S relativity."
- Albert Einstein


"The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office."
- Robert Frost


"Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful.
It's the transition that's troublesome."
-unknown


"Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
-unknown


"Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop."
-unknown


"Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them."
-unknown

3 comments:

Praveen said...

A couple of things I feel are wrongly mentioned:

1. First one was said by John F Kennedy.
2. Robert Frost had actually said, "The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you are born and does not stop until you see a damsel"
3. Help a WOMAN when she is in trouble and she will remember you when she is in trouble again!!!

. said...

the one with ''whoever said money cant buy happiness didnt know where to shop'' was of blaire something in gossip girl

Anonymous said...

It came from a time BEFORE Gossip Girl.
True Story.

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