Whatever You Give A Woman, She Will Make Greater

Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.

If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.”

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

lmao this is hilarious my brothers girlfriend has it printed on the outside of her office for everyone to see and know not to give her any crapp. :)

Anonymous said...

So if I give her bread will she make me a sandwich?

Anonymous said...

i love ittt

Anonymous said...

In bible terms=you reap what you sow! Just expect more from a woman!ha!

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