- If someone in a Lowe’s store offers you assistance and they don’t work there, you may live in Texas ;
- If you’ve worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you may live in Texas ;
- If you’ve had a lengthy telephone conversation with someone who dialed a wrong number, you may live in Texas ;
- If ‘Vacation’ means going anywhere south of Dallas for the weekend, you may live in Texas ;
- If you measure distance in hours, you may live in Texas ;
- If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once, you may live in Texas ;
- If you install security lights on your house and garage, but leave both unlocked, you may live in Texas ;
- If you carry jumper cables in your car and your wife knows how to use them, you may live in Texas ;
- If the speed limit on the highway is 55 mph — you’re going 80 and everybody’s passing you, you may live in Texas ;
- If you find 60 degrees ‘a little chilly,’ you may live in Texas ;
Saturday, January 31, 2009
You're From Texas?
Tags: funny lists
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