- College - JURASSIC PARK
- Principal - DRACULA
- H.O.D - HULK
- Lecturer - BLADE
- Lab - PLANET OF APES
- Lecture Hall - SLEEPY HOLLOW
- Library - CHAMBER OF SECRETS
- Canteen - JUST LIKE HEAVEN
- College gate - AT THE WORLD'S END
- Guys - BAD BOYS
- Gals - CHARLIE'S ANGELS
- Romance - TITANIC
- Syllebus - DEEP BLUE SEA
- Series exams - STAR WARS
- Internals - PRESTIGE
- Exam - WAR OF THE WORLDS
- Cheating in exam - DARE DEVIL
- Invigilator - TEMINATOR
- Results - JUDGEMENT DAY
- All pass - MISSION IMPOSSIBLE
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