How To Fix The Economy

Mr. Obama,

There’s about 40 million people over 50 years old in the work force - pay them $1 million apiece severance with stipulations.

1) They leave their jobs. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.

2) They buy NEW American cars. Forty million cars ordered - Auto Industry


3) They either buy a house/pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed.

Any Questions??

American Taxpayers Union


Masako Moonshade said...

Here's a thought: that million dollars would run out within two or three years, if it even lasted that long. It would also go off to pay off that average 50+ year old person's debts, which are substantial.

That person would then have to attempt to live for the next thirty years (assuming they want to live to be 80 years old) on non-existant savings, a car with no gas, a house with no heat or electricity or running water, no job, and a million dollars that dwindled to nothing almost as soon as they received it.

Or, you know, we could just euthanize them when they turn fifty. Sounds more humane.

izafreak said...

Did anybody do the math here? 40,000,000 people x $1,000,000 each = $40,000,000,000,000 (40 TRILLION DOLLARS) does this make any sense?

Gaurav said...

Its only a joke :)

Anonymous said...

do away with nafta tax inports to were there more expencive than us counter parts and in six mounthes you ll have more jobs than you could fill

Anonymous said...

give me a million $ and it will last the rest of my life.... some people just cant manage money , i dont need a 50k automobile or a 100k house ..

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