How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest ?
They Take The Psycho Path
How Do You Get Holy Water?
You Boil The Hell Out Of It (I love that one!)
What Do Fish Say When They Hit a Concrete Wall?
Dam!
What Do Eskimos Get From Sitting On The Ice too Long?
Polaroid’s
What Do You Call a Boomerang That Doesn’t work?
A Stick
What Do You Call Cheese That Isn’t Yours?
Nacho Cheese.
What Do You Call Four Bullfighters In Quicksand?
Quattro Sinko.
What Do You Get From a Pampered Cow?
Spoiled Milk.
What Do You Get When You Cross a Snowman With a Vampire?
Frostbite.
What’s The Difference Between Roast Beef And Pea Soup?
Anyone Can Roast Beef.
Where Do You Find a Dog With No Legs?
Right Where You Left Him.
Why Do Gorillas Have Big Nostrils?
Because They Have Big Fingers .
Why Don’t Blind People Like To Sky Dive?
Because It Scares The Dog.
What Kind Of Coffee Was Served On The Titanic?
Sanka.
What Is The Difference Between a Harley And a Hoover ?
The Location Of The Dirt Bag.
What’s The Difference Between a Bad Golfer And a Bad Skydiver?
A Bad Golfer Goes, Whack , Dang!
A Bad Skydiver Goes Dang! Whack .
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