- Long back,a person who sacrificed his sleep,forgot his family,forgot his food,forgot laughter were called "Saints" But now they are called..."IT professionals"
- An interesting line written at the back of a Biker's T Shirt: " If you are able to see this, Please tell me that my girlfriend has fallen off"
- Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love.. Love is always present.. Its just that,One loves too much,and The other loves too many,
- Employee: Boss, Now i have got married..! Please increase my salary..! BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occuring outside the company..!
- Philosophy of life At the begining of married life, every gal treats her husband as GOD,Later on somehow the alphabets got reversed..!
- What is Fear? Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach When pages of your book still smell new and Just few hours left for your exams..!
- Jus4Fun someone has rightly said, "A fool can ask More questions that a wise man cannot answer" No Wonder why so many of us get speechless when lecturers ask questions..!
- Girl: Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes? Shopkeeper: Oh sure..@! How about this card, it says "To the only boy I ever loved.!" Girl: Thats good, Give me 12 of them..!
- After reading the form filled by an applicant.. The employer said: " WE do have an opening for you..! Applicant: What is it? Interviewer: Its called the "door..!"
- A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company.. Drive Slowly, Dont kill our Employees........ Leave them to us
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