- You can look at pictures of nice cars all you want to and not feel like a pervert.
- You can lust after another car and your current car won't care.
- You can hang any kind of car picture in your dorm room and not get in trouble.
- Women can't go 200 miles per hour.
- A woman can't carry four of your friends on a road trip.
- You can replace your car any time you want and not feel bad.
- A car doesn't have girlfriend cars that will talk about you and tell her that you are not good for her.
- You can't install sub-woofers in a woman.
- You can rub and wax a car in your driveway and not get arrested.
- Car's don't care if you leave them in the garage overnight.
- Cars don't care if you go on a trip for three weeks and don't call them.
- I f you are nice enough, your friend will almost always let you borrow their car.
- You can get together with friends and compare cars and not sound like pigs.
- Car's don't get mad at you for no reason every 28 days.
- You can have two cars at once and they won't be jealous of each other.
- Cars don't have relatives that you have to be nice to.
- You can always test drive a car before making a commitment.
- Car's come with an owners manual.
- Your car does not care if you get fat and walk around with no shirt on.
- You have 100% complete control over the direction of that car at all times.
- You can stare at nice cars in a parking lot and your car won't care.
- You can't put a bumper sticker that says "How's my driving? Dial 1-800- EAT-S*IT!" on a woman.
- Car's could not care less about commitment.
- You don't mind too much if your friends always want a ride in your car.
- If your car is being repaired, you can usually get a loaner car.
- If you are 21, you can legally rent a car. 'Nuff said..
- You can complain about how ratty your car looks and people think it's funny.
- You can sell your car to a complete stranger and nobody will get mad at you.
- A woman does not have keyless entry or remote ignition
- and finally. There are 50 year old cars that still look good
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