- Ask for last months specials.
- Place your order in three different languages if you don't know any, make them up.
- When they repeat your order totally change it. Repeat as desired.
- Order a whopper from McDonalds, when they say they don't have whoppers insist that they do. If they still argue demand to see a manager then when you talk to them order a normal meal and say i don't know what's up with kids these days.
- Go to any burger joint and order Chinese.
- When ordering in the drive through, ask if its happy hour on draft beer.
- In summer turn stereo up full volume to Christmas music while ordering in drive through.
- Drive in the drive through, park, then go inside and order.
- Go through the drive through in reverse, again.
- Wait for the busiest time of day, after paying get out of car, get jack out of trunk and proceed to rotate tires.
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