Dream Job

I went into the Job Centre in Sydney and saw a card advertising for A Gynaecologist’s Assistant.

“Can you give me some more details about this?” I ask the girl behind The desk.

The Job Centre Assistant sorts through her files and replies.

“Oh, yes, here it is. OK, the job entails you getting patients ready for The gynaecologist who specializes in young trendy patients.”

“You have to help the ladies out of their clothes and underwear, lie Them down and gently wash their “nether regions”. Then apply shaving Foam and shave off all their pubic hair, then rub in soothing Lubricating oils to that area so they’re ready for the gynaecologist’s Examination.”

“There’s a starting annual salary of 60K per annum, but you’re Going to have to go to Newcastle, that’s where the end of the queue is”

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