It was the first day of school. A first grade teacher
walked into her classroom. Then she sat down and
said,'Hello students. My name is Mrs.Young. I would like
you to all tell me what you did this summer. Use grown-
up words though. Kayla, what did you do?' 'I went riding
on the choo-choo at Disney Land.' ' Not choo-choo,
train.' Mrs.Young corrected. ' What did you do this
summer Joann?' Mrs.Young asked.'I went to Texas to see
my granny.' 'Not ganny, grandmother.' ' And what did you
do over the summer Billy?' Mrs.Young asked.
'I read Winnie the Shit.'
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