Tell Me Why

  • Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?
  • Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?
  • Why are there interstate highways in Hawaii?
  • Why are there floatation devices under airplane seats instead of parachutes?
  • Why are cigarettes sold in gas stations when smoking is prohibited there?
  • Do you need a silencer if you're going to shoot a mime?
  • Have you ever imagined the world with no hypothetical situations?
  • How does the guy who drives the snow plow get to work?
  • If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
  • If a cow laughs, would milk come out it's nose?
  • If nothing ever sticks to TEFLON, how do they make TEFLON stick to the pan?
  • If you tied buttered toast to the back of a cat and dropped the cat from a height, what would happen?
  • If you're in a vehicle going at the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?
  • You know what to do when a label on a package says "Open Here." What is the protocol if the label says "Open Somewhere Else."?
  • Why do they put Braille dots on the keypad of the drive-up ATM?
  • Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
  • Why is it that when you transport something by car it's called a shipment but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?
  • Why can't they make the whole airplane out of the same material as the indestructible black box?
  • Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?

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