Teacher Students Jokes

Teacher: That's quite a cough you have there, what are you taking for it? 
Pupil: I don't know teacher. What will you give me? 

Teacher: In 1940, what were the Poles doing in Russia? 
Pupil: Holding up the telegraph lines! 

Teacher: I told you to stand at the end of the line?
Pupil: I tried, but there was someone already there! 

Teacher: Johnny, you know you can't sleep in my class. 
Pupil: I know. But, maybe if you were just a little quieter, I could.

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