Why Do Couples Fight ?

When I got home last night, my wife demanded that I take her someplace expensive.
So, I took her to a petrol pump And then the fight started.

I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
It warmed my heart to see her face melt in sweet appreciation."Somewhere I've not been in a long time."
So I took her to the kitchen. Then the fight started.

My wife sat down on the couch next to me as I was flipping channels.
She asked, 'What's on TV?'
I said, 'Dust.' And then the fight started.

My wife was hinting about what she wanted for our upcoming anniversary.
She said, 'I want something shiny that goes from 0 to 100 in about 3 seconds.'
I bought her a weighing scale. And then the fight started.

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short funny jokes said...

So true! Every couple has the habit of pulling each other's leg and always it ends up with resulting in fights.

November 2, 2012 at 3:12 PM

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