Fun At School

Chemical Formula
TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
TEACHER : What are you talking about?
DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!

Spelling
TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L
TEACHER : No, that's wrong
GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!


Multiplication
TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables! * *


Late for school
TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
FRANK : Because of the sign.
TEACHER : What sign?
FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."


Teacher and a student
TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America .
MARIA : Here it is! * *
TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?CLASS : Maria!* *



 

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