Typical Wives

Husband sent a text to his wife at night,
"Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty clothes and make sure you prepare my favourite dish before I return."
but there iz no reply.....
He sent another text, "And I forgot to tell you that I getting an increment in my salary at the end of the month and I'm getting you a new car"this time  
She texts back,  "OMG really?"
Husband replied, : "No I just wanted to make sure you got my first message"

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