I Am NOK
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BOY : May I hold your hand? GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me! BOY : You love me... GIRL : If w... -
1. I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either. 2. I ...
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Albert Einstein is best mind known to human. He was the most Intellectual person ever. But still he had a funny side to him. Following are s... -
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me either. Just pretty much lea...
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I'd really love to, but... I have to floss my cat. I've dedicated my life to linguini. I want to spend more ...
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A local newspaper ran a competition asking for a rhyme with the most romantic first line... but the least romantic second line. Here are...
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Critics from Dave TV sat through the telling of thousands of jokes at the Edinburgh (Scotland) Fringe Festival, and pronounced these the Top...
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Last night I played a blank tape at full blast. The mime next door went nuts. If a person with multiple personalities threatens suicide, is...
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There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot. Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in...
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An Engineer was unemployed for a long time. He could not find a job so he opened a medical clinic and puts a sign up outside: “Get your tre...
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