Thursday, January 25, 2018

The Captain Goes Down With The Ship

I received a call from the school telling me my son is constantly lying.

I said "Tell him he's a good liar. I don't have a son."


An old Ukrainian is cleaning his hunting rifle one day when his grandson runs in

"Grandfather, the radio says that the Russians have gone into space!"

"All of them?" he asks, putting down his rifle.

"No, only one." He starts cleaning the rifle again.


A man comes home one day and says, "Guess what honey? Pack your bags, I won the lottery!"

The wife squeals with delight and says, "That's great! Should I pack for the mountains or the beach?"

He says, "I don't care, just get out!"


When I lost my pistol, the Army charged me $125.

That’s why in the Navy, the captain goes down with the ship.

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