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Saturday, June 16, 2007

Funny/Stupid Questions?

They say that there are no "Stupid Questions".... well think again.

The best of those stupid, dumb, and funny questions. Some of them really make you think, some make your laugh, and some are just plain stupid…

  • If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
  • When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?
  • Why isn’t the number 11 pronounced onety one?
  • If it’s true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
  • If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the fifth one enjoys it?
  • If man evolved from monkeys and apes, why do we still have monkeys and apes?
  • If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?
  • If you try to fail, and succeed, which have you done?
  • Whats a question with no answer called?
  • Why is a square meal served on round plates?
  • Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up 10 times every hour?
  • If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
  • Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?
  • How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
  • Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks?
  • If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?
  • Can you cry under water?
  • If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?


  1. ha ha ha these are soo funny

  2. lol this is perfect! ive been asking these questions to people lately and there are some good ones in here

  3. lol hahahahahahahahaha sum1 must be soooooo retarded 2 ask these questions hahahahahaha

  4. these are good questions actually....hmmmmm

  5. why is my girl friends mother called my in-law

  6. If people from Poland are called poles why aren't people from Holand called holes??

  7. Dafuq did I just read?!

  8. If i was a waffle would you pour syrup all over my body

  9. If i was (whoever) would you do me

  10. Why are they called apartments shouldn't they be called togethers?

  11. If people can do it doggy style why cant dogs do it people style?

  12. If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

  13. I can't wait for the NFL Football Games!!

  14. >If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest drown too?<

    If one synchronized airshow pilot crashes, often the other 3 also die, possibly to avoid colliding with each other.


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