Following is the list of some of the most funny country songs title.
1. Her Teeth Was Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure
2. How Can I Miss You, If You Won't Go Away?
3. Get Your Biscuits In The Oven, And Your Buns In Bed
4. I Keep Forgetten I Forgot About You
5. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself, Or Go Bowling
6. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger
7. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
8. I Just Bought a Car From a Guy That Stole My Girl, but The Car Don't Run; so I figure we Got An Even Deal
9. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth, Cause I m Kissing You Good-bye
10. I Liked You Better, Before I Knew You So Well
11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin Better
12. I Wouldn't Take Her To a Dog Fight, Cause I m Afraid She'd Win
13. I ll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon Tonight
14. I m So Miserable Without You, It s Like Having You Here
15. Please Bypass this Heart?
16. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By Now
17. Mama Get a Hammer ,There's a Fly On Papa's Head
18. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love Jesus
19. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend, and I Sure Do Miss Him
If you know about another such funny song title, please leave them in comments below.
Sunday, July 29, 2007
Actual Country Song Titles - Hilarious
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# I Love You But You're Boring (The Beautiful South)ReplyDelete
# I Hate You But You're Interesting (The Beautiful South)
Can’t Get Over You, So Why Don’t You Get Under Me?ReplyDelete
If You Don't leave Me Alone, I'll Find Someone Who WillReplyDelete
How do you expect me to kiss those same lips at night, that chew my ass all day long!ReplyDelete
"Damn, The TV's Gone" (AC and the Kentucky Fox Band)ReplyDelete
She Got the Gold Mine, I Got the ShaftReplyDelete
Does Your Chewing Gum Lose Its Flavor on the Bedpost Overnight? by Lonnie Donegan & His Skiffle GroupReplyDelete
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If I Can't Be Your Number One, Then Number Two On YouReplyDelete
I'd Rather Have a Bottle in Front of Me than a Frontal LobotomyReplyDelete
You Were Flushed From the Bathroom of My HeartReplyDelete
I got tears in my eyes from lying on my back crying my eyes out over youReplyDelete
I got tears in my ears from lying on my back crying my eyes out over you. (last post was wrong. sorry)ReplyDelete
Then there's that old favorite:ReplyDelete
"Thank God and Greyhound She's Gone"
"I'm Gonna Hire a Wino" (To decorate Our Home)
if your phone doesn't ring you'll know it's meReplyDelete
She would ware a girdle but she ain't got the guts!ReplyDelete
Get outta the stable Mable yer' too old to horse around!ReplyDelete
A Johnson City, Tennessee radio station played the song of a local talent: "I Don't Look Good Naked Anymore."ReplyDelete
Here's a good one...ReplyDelete
"She wouldn't let me kiss her on the river, so I paddled her back".
Or this old favorite...
"I love you so fucking much I can't shit". Gary046
Drop Kick Me Jesus Thru The Goal Posts Of LifeReplyDelete
I Never Went To Bed With An Ugly Woman But I Sure Woke Up With A FewReplyDelete
Its hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your ass out all day long - The Notorious cherry bombsReplyDelete
A flashlight is a case for holding dead batteries.ReplyDelete
"O, Drop Kick Me, Jesus, Through the Gate-Post of Life"ReplyDelete
Believe it's a Buck Rodgers...
[My dad sang it when we were whiny kids...so maybe he made it up, I dunno]
Work Your Fingers To The Bone, What Do Ya Get? Boney Fingers.ReplyDelete
real song, i've heard it
hold my beer, while i kiss your girlfriendReplyDelete
How about Banjo and Sullivan's "I'm home getting hammered while she's out getting nailed"?ReplyDelete
"If My Nose Was Running Money, I'd Blow It All On You" By Aaron WilburnReplyDelete
(see it on youtube!)
It Aint Easy Being EasyReplyDelete
Big Sky Bass Guy sez: Here are two original Country Titles I came up with...ReplyDelete
"Quit Leaving Your Carbon Footprints on the Floor of My Diesel Truck."
"I'm 200 Pounds of TNT, But You Laughed At My 2-Inch Fuse."
This would make a good country song:ReplyDelete
"You can lock my body behind bars but you can't keep my face from breaking out"
Heres a real one: "its hard to kiss the lips at night that chew your ass out all day long">ReplyDelete
so lol worthy
"I picked a lemon from the garden of love."ReplyDelete
"Im sorry I made you cry, but at least your face is clean"ReplyDelete
I'd nail her if I could find her trailor. Or.....She put the Cunt in Country.ReplyDelete
Not country but...ReplyDelete
"You broke my heart so I busted your jaw" album title by Spooky Tooth
Blake Thomas of Madison, Wisconsin: "I Don't Want Your Heart, I Want Your Liver"ReplyDelete
If I had to it all over again, I'd do it all over you.ReplyDelete
I LOOKED HER OVER FROM HEAD TO TOE & SHE HAD ONE OF EACHReplyDelete
"There's a Tear in my Beer" by Hank Williams Jr.ReplyDelete
IF MY BABY COOKS AS GOOD AS SHE LOOKS, THEN I'LL BE HUNGRY ALL THE TIMEReplyDelete
(ON YOU TUBE) If My Baby Cooks As Good As She Looks - Harry Reeser & The Roving Romeos, 1926
Don't Cry on My Shoulder, You're Rusting My SpursReplyDelete
Went to bed at two with a ten,woke up at 10 with a 2.ReplyDelete
I got the hungries for your love and I'm standing in your welfare line.ReplyDelete
If you see me getting smaller, it's 'cause I'm leaving you
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I can't believe I shaved my legs for this!ReplyDelete
swear to god, real.ReplyDelete
"I'm keeping your poop in a jar" by hayseed dixie
"I Could Still Hear the Music in the Restroom"ReplyDelete