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Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Little Axioms Of Life

  • Everyone has a photographic memory. Some people just don't have film.
  • He who laughs last, thinks slowest.
  • A day without sunshine is like, well, night.
  • On the other hand, you have different fingers.
  • Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
  • Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
  • Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of it.
  • She's always late. Her ancestors arrived on the Juneflower.
  • You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

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