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Tuesday, September 25, 2007

Best(stupidest) Pickup Lines

Is your dad a terrorist?
Cause ur the bomb.

Your dad must be a butcher,
cause ur a fine piece of meat.

Are your parents aliens?
Cause there’s nothing like you on this planet.

Are you a parking ticket?
Cause you’ve got fine written all over you.

Can i borrow your library card?
Cause i wanna check u out.

Do you believe in love at first not?
If you dont; let me walk by again.

Do you have a bandaide?
I scraped my knee falling for you.

Better call God,
He’s missing one of his angels.

Did it hurt?
Falling from heaven?

Do you have a map?
Cause i got lost in ur eyes.

Are u a burglar?
Cause u just stole my heart.

I’m not drunk,
I’m just intoxicated by you.

Were you arrested earlier?
It’s gotta be illegal to look that good.

Ya know, you look really hot!
You must be real reason for global warming.

Damn, if being sexy was a crime,
you’d be guilty as charged!

If I were you I would never use these :)


  1. my life is like a movie and your the star of it.

  2. Strange coincidence that we posted on the same topic on the same day. You're hilarious.


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