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Monday, September 10, 2007

Funny Signs

  • "Open seven days a week. Closed Sundays." -- On the bottom of a pizza parlor's take-out menu.

  • "Parking for drive-through customers only." -- A sign at a McDonald's in California.

  • "We are Handicapped - Friendly. For example, if you are blind, we will read the menu for you." -- A notice in a restaurant.

  • "Eat Here - Get Gas" -- A sign at a gas station.

  • "Hot drinks to take out or sit in." -- A sign on a cafe.

  • "You can't beat our meat!" -- A sign on a restaurant, now closed.

  • "Our Infamous Steaks" -- A sign at a restaurant in Raleigh, NC.

  • "Now Hiring / Sausage Biscuits / $1" -- A sign at a McDonald's.

  • "NOW HIRING / TWO FRENCH DIPS / FOR TWO DOLLARS." -- A sign at an Arby's in North Bend, Washington.

  • "Please consume all food on premises." -- A sign at a Souplantation restaurant.

1 comment:

  1. "Parking for drive-through customers only." -- A sign at a McDonald's in California. <

    Most McDonald's have that sign. The fast food service at the drive in window is so slow that they provide parking spaces so you don't have to wait in line after they get your noney.

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