Drug Dealers | Software Developers |
Refer to their clients as "users" | Refer to their clients as "users" |
"The first one's free!" | "Download a free trial version..." |
Have important Asian connections. | Have important Asian connections. |
Strange jargon: "Stick" "Rock" "Wrap" "E" "Stash" "Drive-by" "Hit (LSD)" "Source" "The Pigs" | Strange jargon: "SCSI" "RTFM" "Packet" "C" "Cache" "CTRL ALT DEL" "Hit (WWW)" "Source-code" "Microsoft" |
Realize that there's tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market | Realize that there's tons of cash in the 14- to 25-year-old market |
Clients really like your stuff when it works. When it doesn't work they want to kill you. | Clients really like your stuff when it works. When it doesn't work they want to kill you. |
Job is assisted by the industry's producing newer, more potent product. | Job is assisted by the industry's producing newer, more potent products. |
Often seen in the company of pimps, hustlers and low-lifes. | Often seen in the company of marketing people, venture capitalists and fund managers. |
When things go wrong, a "fix" is just a phone call away, but may be expensive. | When things go wrong, a "fix" is just a phone call away, but may be expensive. |
A lot of people are getting rich while still teenagers. | A lot of people are getting rich while still teenagers. |
Product causes unhealthy addictions | DOOM, Quake, SimCity, Duke Nukem 3D... |
Do your job well and you can sleep with sexy movie stars who depend on you. | Damn! DAMN!!! |
Sunday, December 25, 2011
Drug Dealers Vs. Geeks
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