- I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. Perhaps that's why my wife treats me like toxic waste. –David Bissonette
- When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. –Sacha Guitry
- After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they can't face each other, but they still stay together. –Hemant Joshi
- By all means, marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad wife, you'll become a philosopher. –Socrates
- Woman inspires us to great things and then prevents us from achieving them. –Dumas
- The great question which I have not been able to answer is: "What does a woman want?"
- I had some words with my wife and she had some paragraphs with me. –Anonymous
- Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. Twice a week we take the time to go to a restaurant; a little candlelight, dinner, soft music, dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays."
- I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. –Sam Kinison
- Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same thing. –Oscar Wilde
- There's one way of transferring funds that's even faster than electronic banking: marriage.
–James Holt McGavrac
- I've had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn't. –Patrick Murray
- Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming: whenever you're wrong, admit it; and whenever you're right, shut up. –Ogden Nash
- The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once. –Anonymous
- You know what I did before I was married? Anything I wanted to. –Henny Youngman
- My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met. –Rodney Dangerfield
- A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong. –Milton Berle
- Marriage is the only battle where one sleeps with the enemy. –Anonymous
Thursday, April 24, 2008
Funny Marriage Quote By Famous Peoples
Who says today’s kids aren’t smart? Well, some of them are! I wish I’d thought of this ... At a high school in Montana a group of stu...
Albert Einstein is best mind known to human. He was the most Intellectual person ever. But still he had a funny side to him. Following are s...
BOY : May I hold your hand? GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me! BOY : You love me... GIRL : If w...
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1. I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow is not looking good either. 2. I ...
Microsoft is planning a conspiracy against Linux. Here is the proof.
1. If you're too open minded, your brains will fall out. 2. Age is a very high price to pay for maturity. 3. Going to church doesn...