- Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings, they did it by killing all those who opposed them.
- If you can stay calm, while all around you is chaos…then you probably haven’t completely understood the seriousness of the situation.
- Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security.
- Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.
Artificial Intelligence is no match for Natural Stupidity
- A person who smiles in the face of adversity…probably has a scapegoat.
- Plagiarism saves time.
- If at first you don’t succeed, try management.
- Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether.
- TEAMWORK…means never having to take all the blame yourself.
Tuesday, April 15, 2008
Mottos To Work By
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