Just the Stone cold truth of a great friendship.
1.When you are sad — I will help you get drunk And plot revenge against the sorry bastard who Made you sad.
2.When you are blue — I will try to dislodge Whatever is choking you.
3.When you smile — I will know you are Plotting something that I must be involved in.
4.When you are scared — I will rag on you About it every chance I get.
5.When you are worried — I will tell you horrible Stories about how much Worse it could be until you Quit whining.
6.When you are confused — I will use little words.
7.When you are sick — Stay the hell away from Me until you are well again. I don’t want whatever You have.
8.When you fall — I will point and laugh at your Clumsy ass.
Remember: A friend will help you move.
A really Good friend will help you move a body.
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