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Saturday, May 17, 2008

One-Point Dares

  • To signal the end of a conversation, clamp your hands over your ears and grimace.
  • Leave your fly open for one hour. If anyone points it out, say, "Sorry, I really prefer it this way".
  • Walk sideways to the photocopier.
  • While going in an elevator, gasp dramatically each time the doors open.
  • When in elevator with one other person, tap them on the shoulder and pretend it wasn't you.
  • Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy..."
  • Don't use any punctuation.
  • Interrupt your conversation with someone by giving a huge dejected sigh.
  • Use your highlighter pen on the computer screen.

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