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Thursday, May 8, 2008

Top 10 signs you’re really broke…

10. McDonald’s supplies you with all your kitchen condiments.

9. Your idea of a 7-course meal is taking a deep breath outside a fine restaurant.

8. You’re formulating a plan to rob the food bank.

7. You’ve rolled so many pennies, you’ve formed a psychic bond with Abe.

6. You finally clean your house, hoping to find change.

5. Your credit card companies raised the rates from 6.9% to 24.9%.

4. You think of a lottery ticket as an investment.

3. You give blood everyday - for the orange juice.

2. Your bologna has no first name.

Finally the #1 sign you’re really broke…
1. American Express calls and says; “Leave home without it!”


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