Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table. A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrived and bet twenty-thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.
She said, “I hope you don’t mind, but I feel much luckier when I play topless.”
With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled, “Come on, baby....Southern Girl needs new clothes!”
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down....and squealed… “YES! YES! I WON! I WON!”
She hugged each of the dealers...and then picked up her many chips and her clothes, and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded. Finally, one of them asked, “What did she roll?”
The other answered, “ I don’t know.. I thought you were watching.”
Moral -
Not all Southerners are stupid.
Not all blondes are dumb.
But all men.....are men.
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