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Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Don't Get Distracted At Work

Two bored casino dealers are waiting at a craps table.

A very attractive redhead comes in and wants to bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.

She says, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm bottomless.'

With that she strips naked from the waist down, and rolls the dice while yelling 'Momma needs a new pair of pants!'

She then begins jumping up and down and hugging each of the dealers: 'YES!

With that she picks up her money and her clothes and quickly leaves. The dealers just stare at each other dumbfounded.

Finally one o f them asks, 'What did she roll anyway?'

The other one answers, 'I thought YOU were watching!'

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