Two bored casino dealers are waiting at a craps table.
A very attractive redhead comes in and wants to bet twenty thousand dollars on a single roll of the dice.
She says, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I'm bottomless.'
With that she strips naked from the waist down, and rolls the dice while yelling 'Momma needs a new pair of pants!'
She then begins jumping up and down and hugging each of the dealers: 'YES!
I WIN! I WIN!'
With that she picks up her money and her clothes and quickly leaves. The dealers just stare at each other dumbfounded.
Finally one o f them asks, 'What did she roll anyway?'
The other one answers, 'I thought YOU were watching!'
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