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Tuesday, September 9, 2008


A 6 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. ‘You know what?’ says  the 6 year old.  ‘I think it’s about time we started cussing. The 4 year old nods his head in approval.  The 6 year old continues, ‘When we go downstairs for breakfast, I’m gonna say  something with hell and you say something with ass.’  The 4 year old agrees with  enthusiasm.

When the mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6 year old what he wants for breakfast,  he replies, ‘Aw, hell, Mom, I guess I’ll have some Cheerios.’

WHACK! He flies out of his  chair, tumbles across the kitchen  floor, gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in  hot pursuit, slapping his rear with every step. His mom locks him in his room and shouts, ‘You can stay there until I let you out!’

She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4 year old and asks with a stern voice, ‘And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?’ 

I don’t know, he blubbers, ‘but you can bet your fat ass it won’t be Cheerios!’



  1. LOL. Beating your kids is HILARIOUS.

  2. Quit wit the sarcasm, faggot. You've obviously never met a black family if you don't think beating children is hilarious.

  3. @Jamal: Naa, I don't think that's the case with that homo, (s)he's probably just one of those sensitive types who don't have children of their own and think that spankings are bad. If/when they do have kids either (s)he'll be singing a different tune or their kid(s) will walk all over them and have no respect for them or other authority figures so those kids will probably wind up in jail or shot dead on the street, all because their parents wouldn't beat common sense into to them and teach them the fear of God.


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