- I’ve just moved you to the top of my ‘to do’ list.
- Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
- You ever slept with a C-grade celebrity? Cause I was on Big Brother!
- Be unique and different, just say yes.
- The voices in my head told me to come talk to you.
- I’m not going to use some corny pick-up line on you because I can tell you are smarter than that.
- (Spill drink on girl) Now that you’re soaking wet, how about I take you home and get you out of those wet clothes?
- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
- My face is leaving in 15 minutes ... be on it!
- My love for you is like diarrhoea ... I can’t hold it in.
- Excuse me miss, do you give head to strangers? (No) Well, then allow me to introduce myself.
Wednesday, September 17, 2008
Pick UP Lines - Which You Should Avoid Picking
Tags: funny lists
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