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Wednesday, September 17, 2008

Pick UP Lines - Which You Should Avoid Picking

  1. I’ve just moved you to the top of my ‘to do’ list.
  2. Apart from being sexy, what do you do for a living?
  3. You ever slept with a C-grade celebrity? Cause I was on Big Brother!
  4. Be unique and different, just say yes.
  5. The voices in my head told me to come talk to you.
  6. I’m not going to use some corny pick-up line on you because I can tell you are smarter than that.
  7. (Spill drink on girl) Now that you’re soaking wet, how about I take you home and get you out of those wet clothes?
  8. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
  9. My face is leaving in 15 minutes ... be on it!
  10. My love for you is like diarrhoea ... I can’t hold it in.
  11. Excuse me miss, do you give head to strangers? (No) Well, then allow me to introduce myself.

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