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Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Side Effect of Alcohol And Their Cures

Symptom: Cold and humid feet.
Cause: Glass is being held at incorrect angle (You are pouring the drink on your feet).
Cure: Maneuver glass until open end is facing upward

Symptom: The wall facing you is full of lights.
Cause: You're lying on the floor.
Cure: Position your body at a 90-degree angle to the floor.

Symptom: The floor looks blurry.
Cause: You're looking through an empty glass.
Cure: Quickly refill with your favorite beverage.

Symptom: The floor is moving.
Cause: You're being dragged away.
Cure: At least ask where they're taking you.

Symptom: You hear echoes every time someone speaks.
Cause: You have your glass on your ear.
Cure: Stop making a fool of yourself!

Symptom: The room is shaking a lot, everyone is dressed in white and the music is very repetitive.
Cause: You're in an ambulance.
Cure: Don't move. Let the professionals do their job.

Symptom: Your dad and all your brothers are looking at you funny.
Cause: You're in the wrong house.
Cure: Ask if they can point you to your house.


  1. That is the dumbest, gayest shit I've ever read.

  2. roflmfao, the comment was funnier than the article

  3. This was written by somebody who got fired from Reader's Digest because he or she was an idiot.

  4. stop being a twat eric. its just for fun if you dont like it then dont read it. genius.

  5. very funny and creative

  6. your all stupid except the last two.

  7. YOU'RE the dumbest, gayest shit I've ever read.


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