- He spends twenty minutes looking at an orange juice box because it said, "concentrate".
- He puts lipstick on the forehead because he wanted to makeup his mind.
- He gets stabbed in a shoot-out.
- He sends a fax with a stamp on it.
- He tries to drown a fish.
- He takes a ruler to bed to see how long he slept.
- At the bottom of the application where it says "Sign Here", he puts "Sagittarius".
- He heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, so he moves.
- He misses the No. 14 Bus, and takes the 7 twice instead.
- He takes you to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport left", and he turned around and went home.
- He got locked in a furniture shop but sleeps on the floor.
Friday, September 26, 2008
Ways to Identify an Idiot
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