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Monday, October 13, 2008

Funny Quotes By Women

  1. Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the hell happened. ~Cora Harvey Armstrong~
  2. The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy. ~Helen Hayes (at 73)~
  3. I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows. ~Janette Barber~
  4. Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse. ~Lily Tomlin~
  5. A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car. ~Carrie Snow~
  6. Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends. ~Laurie Kuslansky~
  7. My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint. ~Erma Bombeck~
  8. Old age ain’t no place for sissies. ~Bette Davis~
  9. A man’s got to do what a man’s got to do. A woman must do what he can’t. ~Rhonda Hansome~
  10. The phrase “working mother” is redundant. ~Jane Sellman~
  11. Every time I close the door on reality it comes in through the windows. ~Jennifer Unlimited~
  12. Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult. ~Charlotte Whitton~
  13. Thirty~five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart. ~Caryn Leschen~
  14. I try to take one day at a time, but sometimes several days attack me at once. ~Jennifer Unlimited~
  15. If you can’t be a good example, then you’ll just have to be a horrible warning. ~Catherine~
  16. When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME slow! ~Kathy Buckley~
  17. I’m not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I’m not dumb .. and I’m also not blonde. ~Dolly Parton~
  18. If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them. ~Sue Grafton~
  19. I’m not going to vacuum ’til Sears makes one you can ride on. ~Roseanne Barr~
  20. When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. ~Elayne Boosler~
  21. Behind every successful man is a surprised woman. ~Maryon Pearson~
  22. In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man~ if you want anything done, ask a woman. ~Margaret Thatcher~
  23. I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career… ~Gloria Steinem~
  24. I am a marvelous housekeeper. Every time I leave a man I keep his house. ~Zsa Zsa Gabor~
  25. Nobody can make you feel inferior without your permission. ~Eleanor Roosevelt~
  26. Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut the b*tch up with cookies. ~unknown~


  1. i love these! Superb inspiration for my t-shirt slogans and designs.

  2. Don't give a woman a credit card in your name,she might not give it back

  3. If you stay with a woman long enough,she might just let it all go.

  4. Really, really good. Every second one is a masterpiece. Really didn't expect this to be so good.

  5. Really thought provoking


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