Tuesday, December 30, 2008

New Year's Resolutions That You Can Really Keep

Are you sick of making the same resolutions year after year that you never keep? Why not promise to do something you can actually accomplish? Here are some resolutions that you can use as a starting point.

1. I want to gain weight -- at least 30 pounds.

2. Stop exercising. Waste of time.

3. Read less.

4. Watch more TV. I've been missing some good stuff.

5. Procrastinate more.

6. Drink. Drink some more.

7. Take up a new habit -- maybe smoking.

8. Spend more time at work.

9. Stop bringing lunch from home -- I should eat out more.

10. Start being superstitious.

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