What language does Santa Claus speak?
Where does Santa Claus go swimming?
The North Pool.
What kind of motorcycle would Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson.
What is Santa Claus’ favorite cereal?
What do you call Santa when he goes to the beach?
How do Santa and Mrs. Claus travel?
On an icicle built for two.
What name does Santa Claus use when he takes a rest from delivering presents?
Why will Santa go down your chimney on Christmas Eve?
Because it soots him.
If Santa and Mrs. Claus had a baby, what would he be?
A subordinate Claus.
What would Santa’s grandfather be called?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can ho, ho, ho.
How many chimneys does Santa go down?
When Santa has a barn dance, what does he call it?
A Ho, Ho, Ho Down
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