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Wednesday, December 10, 2008

Whatever You Give A Woman, She Will Make Greater

Whatever you give a woman, she will make greater.

If you give her sperm, she’ll give you a baby.

If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home.

If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal.

If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart.

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.

So, if you give her any crap, be ready to receive a ton of shit.”


  1. lmao this is hilarious my brothers girlfriend has it printed on the outside of her office for everyone to see and know not to give her any crapp. :)

  2. So if I give her bread will she make me a sandwich?

  3. In bible terms=you reap what you sow! Just expect more from a woman!ha!


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