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Friday, January 23, 2009

Now And Then

After being married for 44 years, I took a careful look at my wife one day
and said, ‘Love, 44 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept
on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white TV, but I got to sleep
every night with a hot 25-year-old girl.

Now I have a £500,000 home, a £45,000 car, nice big bed and plasma screen
TV, but I’m sleeping with a 65-year-old woman. It seems to me that you’re
not holding up your side of the bargain.’

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out and find a hot
25-year-old girl, and she would make sure that I would once again be living
in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and
watching a 10-inch black and white TV.

Aren’t older women great? They really know how to solve a mid-life crisis…

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