Nobody ever got a job by being completely honest, So make your lies BOLD, CREATIVE in your resume and the most important thing is to make them UNVERIFIABLE!
Example:
Interviewer: Your resume shows that you have fifteen years as an senior executive a the CIA
Dilbert: Yes and they are Instructed to kill anybody who tries to VERIFY that!
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