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Thursday, March 5, 2009

You May Be A Taliban If

  1. You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
  2. You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.
  3. You have more wives than teeth.
  4. You wipe your butt with your bare left hand, but consider bacon "unclean."
  5. You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
  6. You can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against.
  7. You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.
  8. You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
  9. You have nothing against women and think every man should own at least two.
  10. You've always had a crush on your neighbor's goat.


  1. you do realise rocket launchers and machine guns are dirt cheap in third world countries, like ridiculously cheap. like under 100$

  2. you can still get a pair of shoes for under $100...thus joke still funny


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