- Speeding ticket? What's that?
- New lipstick gives you a whole new lease on life.
- You know which glass was yours by the lipstick mark.
- You can sue the President for sexual harassment.
- No one passes out when you take off your shoes.
- Excitement is only as far away as the nearest beauty-supply store.
- If you forget to shave, no one has to know.
- You can quickly end any fight by crying.
- You'll never regret piercing your ears.
- You can sleep your way to the top.
Monday, April 20, 2009
10 Reasons Why It's Great To Be A Woman
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