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Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Nice Words To Say

One day, little Suzie was strolling around the house and just happened to pass by her sister's room. She heard her sister say on the phone to her boy friend"Your such an ass!" and she hung up.Suzie asked what ass had meant and her sister sayin"Uh... it means... uhh.. boyfriend!". Suzie is delighted to hear a new nice word.

Then,She was walking past the bathroom where her dad was shaving. Her dad had cut himself and yelled "SHIT!" Then turning around saw little Suzie ask what shit means. Dad, being quite shocked answered"It uhh.. It.. It means shaving cream."

Then, Suzie walked downstairs to help her mom with the dinner turkey. Suzie's dad's boss was coming to dinner tonight.

When Suzie went in the kitchen, her mom accidentally cut herself yelled"FUCK!". Suzie asked what fuck meant and mom replied" it..it..it uummm...it means cut... yeah, cut." Just as mom said that, the doorbell rang and asked Suzie to go and get it.

When Suzie opened the door, her dad's boss was standing there. Boss asked" Well hello young lady! Can I ask where your family is?" Then Suzie said" Well, my sister's upstairs talking to her ass on the phone, my dad's in the bathroom wiping the shit off his face and my mom's in the kitchen fucking the turkey!"


  1. this is stupid ppl shoudnt be cussing thats a sin and if u do cuss you will go to hell and spend eternity there in the fire pits and never ever ever escape so if you dont want to go to hell and be termited by the devil and demons i would advice you to stop cussing dont drink dont smoke dont lie dont disobey your parents and dont commit audtrey.But go to a penicostal church read your bible and pray to GOD!!!!! and you will make it to heaven where everything is perfect just trust GOD and remember this scripture "For God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten son to die in the cross and whoever beleivth in him shall not perish but have everlasting life" John 3:16 KJV ask god to forgive you for your sins and you will be washed in the blood of the lamb trust GOD!!!!!!!

  2. This is to the anonymous above BTW. Okay so 'cussing' isn't bad. It's a way of expressing your feelings when you can't think of any other words that can describe that particular situation. Anyway, don't tell me that you've never sworn because that would be a lie in itself. Therefore you would be breaking two of 'God's commandments'. This post is up here for recreational use. If you don't like it then don't read it. Simple.


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