I never quite figured out why the sexual urge of men and women differ so much. And I never have figured out the whole Venus and Mars thing. I have never figured out why men think with their head and women with their heart.
FOR EXAMPLE: One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.
Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."
I said "WHAT??!! What was that?!"
So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear... "You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man." She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"
Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.
The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said lets get a pair for each outfit. We went onto the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you...she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis. I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation she finally said, "I think this is all
dear, let's go to the cashier."
I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."
Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled "WHAT?"
I then said "honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman." And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"
Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.
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I read the whole article nd came into conclusion.......may be men r smarter thn women bt in this world thr is alwaz TIT FOR TAT...the woman here obv dnt actually love the man as she proves by buying such expensive gifts nd after being insulted by the person like this leave him rather thn realising her own mistakes bt does the person love tht gal???if so he nvr had done such a crap thing to take revenge for his own insult. they both were on the same cruise nd finally they departed bt thr r several other examples whr a person can resolve these issues more lovingly(not smartly) nd make his partner undrstand his love!!! if the man had done tht loving part rather thn proving himself smarter he mst having sex tonight nd tht bitch.....can nw be his swthrt who understands wat her love needs frm her(may be a physical support) nd fulfilling it widout ny question in her mind!!
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ReplyDeletenoyhing but the truth!
ReplyDeleteThe male Y chromosome is constantly evolving, the Y chromosome is the fastest-changing part of the human genome and is constantly renewing itself. While the female chromosome is in a constant state of decay.
ReplyDeleteJust look at the stupid stuff women do everyday!
If you think i'n lying google it and do your own homework.