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Sunday, July 12, 2009

What Would A Blonde Do

  • she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
  • she thought a quarterback was a refund.
  • she thought Boyz II Men was a day-care center.
  • she thought Eartha Kitt was a set of garden tools.
  • she thought General Motors was in the Army.
  • she thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
  • she tried to drown a fish.
  • she tripped over a cordless phone.
  • she spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said "concentrate".
  • she told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DONT WALK".
  • they had to burn the school down to get her out of third grade.
  • at the bottom of the application where it says "sign here," she put "Sagittarius".
  • she asked for a price check at the Dollar Store.
  • it takes her two hours to watch "60 Minutes".
  • she studied for a blood test-and failed.
  • she thought she needed a token to get on "Soul Train".
  • she sold the car for gas money.
  • when she saw the movie rating "NC-17: under 17 not admitted", she went home and got 16 friends.
  • when she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
  • she thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
  • when she missed the 44 bus, she took the 22 bus twice instead.
  • when she went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left", she turned around and went home.
  • she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death.

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