You Know You're Out Of College When

1. Your salary is less than your tuition.
2. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
3. Mac & Cheese no longer counts as a well-balanced meal.
4. You haven't seen a soap opera in over a year.
5. 8:00 am is not early.
6. Your friends marry instead of hook-up and divorce instead of break-up.
7. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7.
8. Adults feel comfortable telling jokes about sex in front of you... and they're no longer "adults" - they are your peers.
9. You go to parties that police don't raid.
10. Half your conversations with current college students start with, "When I was in college..."