A Highway Patrolman pulled a car over and told the driver that because he had been wearing his seat belt, he had won $5000 in the statewide safety competition.
"What are you going to do with the money?" asked the policeman.
"Well, I guess I'm going to get a driver's license," he answered.
"Oh don't listen to him," yelled a woman in the passenger seat. "He's a smart alec when he's drunk."
This woke up the guy in the back seat who took one look at the cop and moaned,"I knew we wouldn't get far in a stolen car.
At that moment there was a knock from the trunk and a voice said, in Spanish,"Are we over the border yet?"
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