Q. Why do aliens make crop circles?
A. Because they are corny.
Q. Where do dumb aliens go?
A. Area 52.
Q. How are men like UFOs?
A. You don't know where they come from, what their mission is, or what time they're going to take off.
Q. What do smart blondes and UFO's have in common?
A. You always hear about them but never see them.
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